The Andrew Preview: NFL Week Four

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The Patriots take on the Dolphins this week after a number of very good AFC East match ups this season.

1. The NFL is investigating a confrontation between Green Bay Packers safety Nick Collins and a fan that occurred during Monday night’s game between the Packers and the Bears. A Milwaukee news station aired footage of Collins arguing with a fan as he leaves a field, followed by Collins throwing his mouthpiece into the crowd. Collins claims that the fan spit on him and used a racial slur. Still, the Packers safety apologized and said that he simply “los[t] his cool.” Green Bay Coach Mike McCarthy indicated that he believed Collins’ account of the incident and that he “support[s] Nick one-hundred percent.” Collins was involved in two plays late in the game that helped put the Bears in position to win the game and may have contributed to his frustration. First, a late game interception by Collins was wiped out by a pass interference call, and Collins’ tackle of Bears running back Matt Forte resulted in another penalty for unnecessary roughness putting. The NFL is engaged in an ongoing review of the incident.

2. With the first three weeks in the books, there is still some quarterback shuffling going around. In the final week that the Steelers will be playing without Ben Roethlisberger, coach Mike Tomlin named Charlie Batch the starter for this Sunday’s match up against the Ravens. Batch entered the season as the fourth string quarterback for Pittsburgh, but following Big Ben’s suspension and injuries to Dennis Dixon and Byron Leftwich, Batch had his chance to show his stuff this Sunday. He certainly took advantage of it, throwing for three touchdowns in the Steelers’ trouncing of Tampa Bay. Also, the Buffalo Bills cut former “quarterback of the future” Trent Edwards in favor of backup Ryan Fitzpatrick. Firtzpatrick threw for more yards in Week Three than Edwards had managed in the first two weeks of the season combined. The Jaguars, facing quarterback issues of their own, picked up Edwards  off of waivers. Edwards is expected to compete with Jacksonville QB David Garrard who has been underwhelming so far this season.

3. The agent of veteran kicker John Carney confirmed that his client would be returning to the New Orleans Saints. Carney, at 46, is expected to sign a one-year deal with the defending Superbowl Champs. The Saints entered the market for a kicker this week after incumbent Garrett Hartley missed a twenty-nine yard gimme in overtime that would have won the game for New Orleans. Instead, Hartley’s shank allowed the Falcons to march down into field goal range themselves and get the victory. Carney was a kicking consultant for the Saints last year, after being on their active roster for the majority of 2009. The twenty-two year veteran kicked his first NFL field goal in 1988.

Undefeated Teams

Chicago Bears
Kansas City Chiefs
Pittsburgh Steelers

A whopping five teams suffered their first losses this week, whittling us down to a mere three undefeated teams. The Packers lost to the Bears; the Texans lost to the Cowboys; the Dolphins lost to the Jets; the Saints lost to the Falcons, and the Bucs lost to the Steelers. Parity is king in the NFL this year. Just for reference, this time last season there were still seven undefeated teams.

2008 Detroit Lions Memorial Winless Teams

Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Carolina Panthers
Detroit Lions
San Francisco 49ers

Three teams managed to get their first win this week. The Cowboys beat the Texans; the Vikings beat the Lions, and the Rams beat the Redskins. This leaves us with five winless teams, and again, for frame of reference there were seven winless teams this time last season.

Three Big Match Ups

1. Baltimore at Pittsburgh, 1 P.M. EST on CBS – One of the big questions entering the 2010-2011 season was how the Steelers would fare without Ben Roethlisberger. Well, if the first three weeks of the season are any indication, Big Ben should get suspended every year. Though it’s included a bout of quarterbacking by committee, the admirable play from the Steeler backups and a strong defense have led Pittsburgh to an undefeated record entering the last week of Roethlisberger’s suspension. With tight wins against Atlanta and Tennessee, and a thrashing of the formerly undefeated Bucs this past week, the Steelers have shown that they can win without their star quarterback. However, they’ll face their first division foe this week, and the Ravens are no pushovers. Baltimore grinded out a tough win against the Jets, lost a close one to the Bengals, and beat their division rival Browns by a touchdown. Though Ravens RB Ray Rice is questionable for Sunday’s game with a bruised knee, expect a revitalized Ravens offense to balance their typically stout defense and give the Steelers a run for their money.

2. Washington at Philadelphia, 4:15 P.M. EST on FOX – With three teams each having only one win apiece, the NFC East aint what it used to be. Still, the Philadelphia Eagles have looked to be the class of the division in the early goings. Despite a tough loss to a talented Packer team in Week One, the Eagles have won two in a row and look unstoppable. Andy Reid was vindicated in his decision to name Michael Vick as his starter after the former Falcons quarterback helped deliver a beatdown of the woeful Jaguars to the tune 291 yards, 3 touchdowns, and a 25-point margin of victory. Philly will look to establish their dominance in the NFC East by beating their division rivals. Still, the Shanahan Redskins are not the woeful Washington warriors of old. The Skins already have one win the division over the Cowboys, and it took an impressive comeback from the Texans in overtime to beat them in Weak Two. Moreover, you can expect Washington quarterback Donovan McNabb to be very motivated to show his old team what they’re missing after having traded him in the offseason. With the animated fans in Philadelphia, it should be an entertainingly contentious homecoming for the former Eagle, and accordingly, a great game.

3. New England at Miami, Monday, 8:30 P.M. EST on ESPN – The AFC East has put on some pretty good games these first three weeks of the season, with even the winless Bills doing their part. The Jets and the Pats put on quite a show in Week Two, and Miami and New York followed it up with another nail-biter in Week Three. Let’s hope the third leg of this round robin is just as exciting as the Fins take on the Patriots at home. The Dolphins went on the road and pulled off a pair of close victories over Buffalo and Minnesota to start the season. Unfortunately, they lost their home opener to the Jets in Week Three in a heartbreaker. However, this loss gives them all the more reason to go after another all-important division victory against the Pats. New England, for its part, also has a victory over Buffalo, a loss to the Jets, and a win over one of last season’s playoff teams on its 2010 resume. These teams appear pretty evenly matched, and it should make for a quality match up in the Monday night spotlight game. Expect Brady and Moss to be ready to put on a show while Chad Henne, Ronnie Brown, and the wildcat offense will aim to do the same.

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The Andrew Review: The Simpsons – Elementary School Musical (s22e01)

The Season Premiere of The Simpsons features Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords as counselors at Lisa's Arts Camp.

The Simpsons is a television show that will forever be chasing its own shadow. I firmly believe that if your average viewer were to watch the episodes produced over the last five seasons or so, the general consensus would be that it’s generally a pretty good show. Unfortunately for showrunner Al Jean and the rest of the current Simpsons’ staff, their modern day output will always be measured against the seven or eight years when The Simpsons was one of the best shows on television, or to go one step further, if the good people at Time Magazine and your humble narrator are to be believed, the best show of all time. It can be a difficult task to live up to your own legacy.

Despite this challenge, Season 21 of The Simpsons produced a number of very good episodes, some of which even stack up pretty well against the episodes of the “Classic Era.” As has become customary, the latest season of The Simpsons consisted of a few big hits, a few big misses, and a large quantity of solidly enjoyable if unspectacular episodes in between. First and foremost, “O Brother, Where Bart Thou?” a tale of Bart’s quest for a younger brother, attained a level of quality that I did not believe the modern day Simpsons staff could reach anymore. Even with the proliferation of guest stars, usually a telltale sign of a weak episode, the story and the comedy fired on all cylinders the whole way through. It was touching, it was funny, it was well-constructed, and most of all it was entertaining from start to finish. Though Season 21’s hits managed to be a notch above those of prior recent seasons, this episode  in particular stands apart as the best of the bunch.

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The Andrew Review: The Office – Nepotism (s7e01)

Dwight's new duties as owner of the office building require him to rock a camel pack for hydration in the season premiere.

Season Six of The Office was, at best, hit or miss. At times the show felt schizophrenic, with stories being picked up or dropped seemingly at random. What exactly was the point of the co-managers story arc? It was unceremoniously abandoned before it had even made it off the ground. Similarly, Michael dating Pam’s mother could have been an interesting storyline, but it went from zero to sixty and back to zero in such rapid succession that the audience never really had the chance to take anything away from the characters’ interactions. To the same end, Dwight and Angela’s “love contract” had potential, but it went off the rails so rapidly and was so completely ignored and revisited at random intervals that it left us simply scratching our heads, wondering what was happening.

Additionally, we have played the “Scranton may be closing” game on the show several times in prior seasons, and the sudden presence of “Sabre” did not do much to spice things up. I love Kathy Bates, but her character just feels out of place on this show, and Gabe was little more than window dressing. Season Six was almost wholly unable to maintain any sort of momentum. Storylines were starting, stopping, and disappearing altogether at such a rapid pace for seemingly no rhyme or reason, and it kept the show from establishing any sort of rhythm. The biggest fault I have with Season Six of The Office is a lack of any sort of consistency or continuity for the season as a whole.

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The Andrew Review: How I Met Your Mother – Big Days (s6e01)

Season Five of How I Met Your Mother had some bright spots, but overall it did not match the level of quality of prior seasons. The relationship between Barney and Robin showed some promise, but after a year-long build up to the storyline, the payoff underwhelmed. While eventually we might enjoy a happy ending for these two, for the week-in week-out story of their lives, they’re both more interesting characters when they’re apart. Also, while occasionally enjoyable, the numerous celebrity cameos like Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Lopez, Alan Thicke, and Jim Nantz just felt overly gimmicky. Reliance on guest stars was a crutch The Simpsons used all too often in the midst of the show’s decline, and it may be a sign of the times for HIMYM. Similarly, while fun as standalone bits, scenes like Barney’s suit song, his and Ted’s dueling Sexless Inkeeper poems, and the sign at the Superbowl all smacked of the standard sitcom decline into cartoonishness and caricature at the expense of good characterization and storytelling. After five years, the main characters and basic premise of the show cannot, on their own, have the same impact they once did. It feels as though the writers have to resort to more and more outlandish stories and ploys to keep things fresh.

In the season premiere of How I Met Your Mother, Ted and Barney argue over who has the right to hit on a girl at the bar.

That said, Season 5 did have a number of enjoyable bits and storylines, and the fun of the underlying friendship between the main characters still continues to keep the show moving forward. One of the show’s best qualities is its ability to incorporate the quirky and creative into its episodes. The parallel blind date from “Double Date,” the “but um” drinking game from “Jenkins,” Barney’s inability to take a bad picture in “Say Cheese,” and the skewering take on romantic comedies in “The Wedding Bride” were all highlights. The season also managed to get back to some nice, down-to-earth topics amidst the wackiness. Ted and Marshall attempting to maintain their “bro-ness” despite Marshall’s married life felt like a true to life issue resolved in a entertaining, self-contained manner. Though at times it felt a bit forced, the rise and fall of Robin’s budding relationship with Don generally worked well. Most of all, the doppelgangers were a thread that ran throughout the season and not only provided a number of laughs (stripper Lily) but paid off in a big way in the season finale. Lily’s reaction to the not-quite Barney lookalike was a superb way to resolve the story arc and it started the show down the path to Marshall and Lily trying for a baby.

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The Andrew Preview: NFL Week Three

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1. Denver Broncos wide receiver Kenny McKinley committed suicide on Monday. One of McKinley’s friends discovered the body on Monday afternoon after running an errand with McKinley’s son. Authorities indicated that McKinley died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Denver coach Josh McDaniels expressed great sadness at McKinley’s passing, adding that no one within the Broncos organization was aware of McKinley’s depression. Denver will observe a moment of silence before their game on Sunday in honor of McKinley. He was 23.

The Bears and the Packers are both undefeated and will square off on Monday Night.

2. Braylon Edwards, wide receiver for the New York Jets, was arrested today for driving while intoxicated. New York police stopped Edwards due to the fact that his SUV’s windows were too tinted to see through, and they detected a strong scent of alcohol coming from the car. Police administered a breath test, and found that Edwards had a blood alcohol content of .16, twice the legal limit. This crime may be a violation of Edwards probation that stemmed from a misdemeanor aggravated assault charge in Cleveland after he punched a friend of LeBron James. Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum said that Edwards will be active for Sunday’s game against the Dolphins, though he indicated that whether or not he plays will be up to Jets coach Rex Ryan.

3. A pair of quarterback controversies captured the imagination of the league this week. First and foremost, Eagles coach Andy Reid announced that Michael Vick would start in place of Kevin Kolb. Kolb was named the starter coming out of preseason, but a concussion suffered in the Eagles’ first game of the season gave Vick an opportunity to take the field, and he shined in relief. As recently as yesterday, Reid had indicated that Kolb would return to the starting job as soon as he fully recovered from his concussion, but today he did an about-face, saying that “[w]hen someone is playing at the level Michael Vick is playing, you have to give him an opportunity.” Additionally, Jimmy Clausen will make his first NFL start this Sunday in place of the flagging Matt Moore. The former Nortre Dame quarterback will start for the Carolina Panthers in the hopes of digging them out of an 0-2 hole.

Undefeated Teams

Chicago Bears
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Kansas City Chiefs
Miami Dolphins
New Orleans Saints
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

For those of you keeping track, that’s eight undefeated teams still standing after the first two weeks of the season. In 2009 there were nine at this point in the season and in 2008 there were ten.

2008 Detroit Lions Memorial Winless Teams

Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Carolina Panthers
Dallas Cowboys
Detroit Lions
Minnesota Vikings
San Francisco 49ers
St. Louis Rams

Just to keep things even, we also have eight winless teams after the first two weeks of the season. It was also even in 2009 when there were nine winless teams in week three.

Three Big Match Ups

1. Atlanta at New Orleans, 1 P.M. EST on FOX – The defending Superbowl champs have pulled out two hard fought wins in the first two weeks of the season. With the game tied and a minute and a half left in the game, Drew Brees led the Saints down the field and gave Garrett Hartley the opportunity to kick the game-winning field goal. Both the 49ers and the Vikings gave New Orleans a big fight, but each time, the champs responded and got the win. This week, the Saints will face their first division opponent, without running back Reggie Bush, and attempt to establish themselves in the NFC South this season. The Falcons, meanwhile, have played a pair of impressive games of their own. Despite a close, heartbreaking loss to the Steelers in week one, the Falcons absolutely thrashed the Arizona Cardinals by a score of 41-7. Matt Ryan threw for 225 yards, three touchdowns, and completed 66% of his passes. Now, Ryan and the rampaging Atlanta offense will take aim at the Saints and attempt to unseat their division rivals to prove themselves the class of the NFC South.

2. NY Jets at Miami, 8:20 P.M. EST on NBC – The New York Jets narrowly avoided going winless through the first two weeks of the season by coming from behind to beat the New England Patriots in one of the most exciting games of the weekend. While Mark Sanchez looked sluggish and disoriented last weekend, he came alive in week two, playing efficient football and making the tough throws when necessary. Though there’s no way to know how much the issue with Braylon Edwards will serve as a distraction, the Jets appear to have found their legs (and that includes L.T.) and will seek to notch another win in the AFC East. The Dolphins, meanwhile, have quietly amassed a 2-0 record to start the season, with a solid win over the Buffalo Bills and a close, grind-it-out win against the Vikings. The Miami defense managed to hold Adrian Peterson out of the endzone when Minnesota was on the one-yard line with the game was on the line. The Fins are currently on top and the AFC East, and a win over the division rival Jets would cement their position there.

3. Green Bay at Chicago, Monday, 8:30 P.M. EST on ESPN – This matchup can boast not only a division rivalry, but a pair of undefeated teams squaring off in the national spotlight. The Packers were early favorites to contend in the NFC and have lived up to the billing. Aaron Rodgers has firmly stepped into the big shoes left by Brett Favre and led the Pack to a strong win over the Eagles and a thirty-four point shellacking of the Bills. Green Bay appears to be firing on all cylinders and will look to make it three wins in a row to start the season. The Bears, meanwhile, have had a narrower margin of victory, but their record is exactly the same as Green Bay’s and the cherry on top would be beating the Packers to claim sole possession of first place in the NFC North. With a controversial win over Detroit and a big victory on the road against Dallas, Chicago is a force to be reckoned with and will look to show their mettle against a division rival.

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The Andrew Review: House – “Now What?” (s7e01)

The season premiere of House focuses on the immediate aftermath of House and Cuddy starting a relationship.

Season Six of House M.D. was assuredly a step up.  The season opening mini-movie and the final two episodes alone boosted the sixth season ahead of other recent offerings. Moreover, throughout the season, the show’s producers demonstrated a willingness to play around with or even completely abandon the usual format. These departures resulted in some of the most interesting episodes in recent years, if not the series as a whole. The episode “Wilson” shined a spotlight on House’s constant companion in oncologist Dr. James Wilson, giving us an entire self-contained story from his perspective. The episode not only showed additional depth in an already well-explored personality, but proved that the Wilson character might have been able to carry a series on his own. Similarly, the episode “5 to 9” gave us a day in the life of Lisa Cuddy, from her struggles to renegotiate the hospital’s insurance contract to her frustrating run-ins with House, to the difficulty of balancing her personal and professional responsibilities. Again, this opportunity to take an in-depth look at a character whose day-to-day life the audience has only seen brief glimpses of in the pastwas a welcome change of pace. Finally, the episode “Lockdown” broke the format by forgoing a medical mystery in favor of seeing the characters separated and thrown back together in random pairs. The episode gave the audience closure to what was an otherwise abrupt departure for Dr. Cameron, and the pairings showed us some interesting new dynamics between characters we had rarely seen interacting.

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The Andrew Preview: NFL Week Two

Better late than never. Again, my apologies for the delays and the brevity, it’s been a hectic week.

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1. Sainz of the times in the Jets locker room. A foreign language correspondent complained of sexual harassment by members of the Jets while in the New York locker room. Clinton Portis was widely condemned for his comments defending the Jets’ behavior. Additionally, Roger Goodell criticized the Jets and their staff for allowing this and has instituted mandatory sensitivity training on the subject.

Peyton and Eli Manning will square off for the first time since 2006.

2. Quarterback injuries strike again. Michael Vick will make his first start since 2006 due to the injury to Kevin Kolb. Also, Seneca Wallace will start in Cleveland due to the Injury to Jake Delhomme. Finally, Matt Stafford is out for Detroit ushering in the exciting Shaun Hill era. Last year saw a rash of quarterback injuries; with three starting QB’s out in just the first week, will the 2010-2011 season follow suit?

3. The looming lockout. A group of four teams, consisting of Indianapolis, Dallas, New Orleans, and Philadelphia, voted to decertify the union this week. Decertification would strip the union of its collective bargaining rights, which would allow individual players to sue the NFL in the event of a lockout. The move has been widely characterized as a means for the players to gain leverage in negotiations.

Undefeated Teams

Half of the league.

2008 Detroit Lions Memorial Winless Teams

The other half of the league.

Three Big Match Ups

1. Pittsburgh at Tennessee, 1 P.M. EST on CBS – This is one of the very few matchups this week between two teams who walked away with a win in week one. Pittsburgh managed to succeed despite the absence of Ben Roethlisberger and young quarterback Dennis Dixon will attempt to carry that momentum against one of the early favorites to lead the pack in the AFC. The Titans, meanwhile, are riding the amazing running skills of RB Chris Johnson who has openly declared his intention to continue at a record setting pace this year. It’s a bit too early to tell, but this may be one of the matchups that gives us a view of what to expect in the playoffs on the AFC’s side of the bracket.

2. New England at NY Jets, 4:15 P.M, EST on CBS – Wes Welker came back in force in week one, scoring two touchdowns and looking in fine form after his injury. The Patriots may be back on a roll and are looking to get a win to bolster their AFC East credentials. The Jets, meanwhile, struggled against Baltimore in their first game of the season, and will look to right the ship and justify their Superbowl hopes. Of particular interest is the matchup between Randy Moss who has expressed dissatisfaction with his contract and standing in New England, and Darelle Revis who is shaking off the rust from an extended holdout and having to overcome a tight hamstring.

3. NY Giants at Indianapolis 8:30 P.M. EST on NBC – Oh yes, it’s the Manning bowl. The Giants came away with a dominant win over the Panthers in Week one, with Hakeem Nicks emerging as a true deep threat and favored target for Eli. The Colts, meanwhile, lost to division rival Houston, the first time that they’ve fallen to the Texans in a meaningful game. The G-Men will look to continue their winning ways while the Colts will attempt to show that last week was an aberration and they can return their dominating success of last season. Of course, Peyton vs. Eli will be a major focus of the broadcast, so expect numerous shots of Archie in the stands looking stoic.

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The Andrew Preview: NFL Week One

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1. Revis Island and the Isle of Manhattan (rather, East Rutherford, NJ but who’s counting) are reunited once again. After a holdout that lasted throughout the preseason, New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis agreed to a four-year deal to rejoin his team on Sunday night. The holdout officially clocked in at thirty-six days, but that didn’t stop Revis from receiving a warm welcome from his teammates back at the Jets’ practice facility. While neither Revis nor the Jets have announced the financial terms of the deal, the contract is reportedly worth forty-six million dollars with as much as thirty-two million guaranteed. Revis’ agent said the deal would make the formidable DB the highest paid player in the NFL at his position.

The Saints and the Vikings will kickoff the 2010-2011 season this Thursday in a rematch of last year's NFC Championship game.

2. Matt Leinart has found a home. The former USC quarterback signed a one-year deal to become the backup quarterback for the Houston Texans. Leinart was widely expected to take over the starting job with the Arizona Cardinals after the departure of Kurt Warner, but was cut by the Cards after a rocky preseason, losing out to former Cleveland QB Derek Anderson. The Cardinals drafted Leinart in the first round in 2006, and he played twelve games as a rookie under Arizona’s former coach Dennis Green. However, in the following year under Ken Whisenhunt, Leinart broke his collarbone, and injury that kept him on the sidelines. Whisenhunt turned over the reins to then-backup Kurt Warner, and Warner’s stellar performance over the following two seasons kept Leinart largely off the field. The rumor is that Leinart and Whisenhunt did not see eye-to-eye for much of the coach’s tenure, and that this fact had a great deal to do with why Leinart was not kept on as a backup in Arizona. Leinart’s place on the Texans’ depth chart bumps out another former-USC quarterback, John David Booty, who was cut by the Texans despite a solid preseason performance, reportedly due to a nagging shoulder injury.

3. The Pittsburgh quarterback saga continues. Commissioner Roger Goodell reduced Steelers’ QB Ben Roethlisberger’s suspension for violating the league’s personal conduct policy by two games. This means that Big Ben will only miss the first four games of the season. Nonetheless, when Roethlisberger’s teammates voted for the team captains, Ben was not among them, despite holding the position for the two prior seasons. Instead, wide receiver Hines Ward and tight end Heath Miller will be the offensive captains for the Steelers this year. Also, Mike Tomlin selected former Oregon quarterback Dennis Dixon to start for Pittsburgh in their opener against Atlanta. Byron Leftwich, who was expected to start in Big Ben’s absence, sprained his left knee ligament.  Dixon has only started one previous game, but managed to beat out longtime Steelers’ backup Charlie Batch in the preseason competition and will look to show what he can do while Roethlisberger serves his suspension.

Undefeated Teams

Everybody

But let’s take this moment to remember that the Indianapolis Colts finished with the best record in the NFL last year, entering the post-season at 14-2.

2008 Detroit Lions Memorial Winless Teams

Everybody

But let’s take this moment to remember that the St. Louis Rams finished with the worst record in the NFL last year, narrowly avoiding a record as historic as the aforementioned Lions by going 1-15 in the regular season.

Three Big Match Ups

1. Minnesota at New Orleans, Thursday 8:30 P.M. EST on NBC – The NFL kickoff game has become a fun tradition in the NFL since 2002. It’s a chance not only to showcase the Superbowl champions, but to start off the season with a competitive matchup between two top flight teams. This year, we will be treated to last season’s riveting NFC Championship game between the Saints and the Vikings. New Orleans, despite being the defending champions, have flown largely under the radar in terms of the talk around the league. Returning most of their starters, Drew Brees and the Saints will look to show a national audience that last year was no fluke, and that they’re still the team to watch. The Vikings have been in the news much more often this offseason, and not just because of the ongoing saga of Brett Favre, but due to theiralso their receiver woes. With an injury to Sidney Rice and Percy Harvin suffering from chronic migraines, the Vikes find themselves short of two of their offense’s biggest assets. Still, expect Minnesota to come out hungry and motivated to redeem themselves after last season’s heartbreaking, season-ending loss to New Orleans. Expect a great game to start off the 2010-2011 season.

2. Indianapolis at Houston, 1 P.M, EST on CBS – The AFC South has been one of the most talented divisions in the NFL over the past five years, and yet it’s continually been a story of the haves and the have-nots. The Colts, perennial contenders, have set the standard for continued success in their division. The Texans, on the other hand, have found themselves perennially and frustratingly on the cusp of contention and have fallen just short each time. Both teams have some impressive weapons. Last season, Peyton Manning threw for 4,500 yards, the second most in the league. Who was first? Houston QB Matt Schaub who led the league with 4,770 yards through the air. With these two stellar quarterbacks and talented receivers like Andre Johnson and Reggie Wayne, we should be in for quite the offensive fireworks show on Sunday. Still, despite the offensive juggernauts on each side, the defenses of Indy and Houston have come into their own, featuring stars like Mario Williams (who now seems like one of the better selections, if not the best, of the 2006 draft) and the return of Bob Sanders, disrupting passes and delivering punishing tackles. With skilled players from both teams on both sides of the ball, this should be a solid match up that will set the tone for the AFC South race.

3. Baltimore at NY Jets, Monday 7 P.M. EST on ESPN – No team has made more noise this offseason than the New York Jets. Under the leadership of the animated Rex Ryan, New York made a number of significant free agent pickups this offseason. L.T. looks to have rekindled some of the fire that once made him the top runner in the league, and other significant additions like Jason Taylor will bolster a team that has its eyes firmly set on the prize of reaching and winning the Superbowl. The Ravens, meanwhile, just picked up T.J. Houshmandzadeh, and the team that once boasted the best defense in the NFL now has a supremely powerful offense, led by Joe Flacco, that has the potential to throw the newly returning Darrelle Revis for a loop. The Ravens usually play their cards close to their chest, and this year is no exception, but don’t be fooled. Expect Baltimore to come out firing, and ready to take a little wind out of the Jets sails.

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Andrew’s Crazy TV Show Theories

At some point in our lives, we have all come up with some crazy theory about the entertainment we enjoy. It could be a hidden conspiracy to explain all the mysterious events of a series, speculation about a particular character’s secret history, or simply the thought that two seemingly unrelated shows share a common universe. Shows like “Lost” “Heroes” and “The 4400” have even encouraged this type of speculation from fans. The miracle of the internet has allowed people to share these crackpot theories with each other. Some of them are rather creative theories that would otherwise never see the light of day. In that spirit, here are four of my crazy theories about some of my favorite television shows Continue reading

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LeBron James: To Judge Or Not To Judge?

LeBron James’s decision to sign with the Miami Heat has engendered all manner of hostile and negative reactions. He’s been blasted from all sides, not only for his decision, but also for “The Decision.” Now that the dust has settled, the question remains: is this criticism fair?

Some people, including Cleveland Cavaliers’ owner Dan Gilbert and famed Boston homer Bill Simmons, criticize LeBron’s choice as “cowardly” or as taking the path of least resistance. They complain that it’s a cop out for someone actively contending for the title of “greatest ever” to cast his lot with two other superstars. There may be something to this. LeBron James has often seemed to be chasing the shadows of Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant. Jordan, who himself spent the early part of his career as a touted young star unable to win the big one, was unquestionably the alpha dog of his team, if not the league. Kobe Bryant is a man known for wanting the ball in his hands when the game is on the line, and for taking over when he feels the responsibility to secure a win is squarely on his shoulders. LeBron James, by contrast, is the man who passed to his teammate at the close of the opener in the 2007 Eastern Conference Finals, rather than take the final shot himself. By making this move, LeBron James seems to be admitting, whether explicitly or implicitly, that he does not want to be that kind of a take-control player on the kind of team that’s been built around him.

It’s not that LeBron didn’t have options. Dan Gilbert and the Cavaliers’ organization seemed to bend over backwards time and time again to give LeBron the support that he wanted without bringing in any contributor who could possibly outshine him, a strategy that had not been enough to bring a championship to Cleveland. Even if LeBron decided that he did not want to play in Ohio, there were many other places he could have gone and still been “the man.” As many sportswriters and commentators have noted, the Bulls seemed like a squad almost tailor-made for LeBron. Chicago had complementary talents who would have given him a better supporting cast on a team where he would still clearly be the best player of the lot. The Knicks brought in Amare Stoudemire to create opportunities and matchups for LeBron, and with a formidable war chest, they seemed ready, willing, and able to bring in the people that James wanted to play with. Even a dark horse like the Nets or the Clippers would have clearly kept LeBron as the brightest star of the bunch. James could have taken a more dominant role with any of these squads than the role he’ll assume on the Heat. Instead of being the lone diamond on a gold setting, he’ll just be one of many charms on the same bracelet.

But why does LeBron have to be Jordan or Kobe? He’s certainly done nothing to try to stop the comparisons, but who says there’s only one way to become one of the greats? Magic Johnson was as much a facilitator as he was the top dog. Tim Duncan may not draw the same comparisons to former legends as LeBron does, but he’s enjoyed enormous success in this league and done so with a team-first mentality. At a time when basketball players are frequently criticized for having a me-first point of view, what’s wrong with an athlete who would rather be part of a collection of great players than be the front-running star? Does it really make LeBron something less if he sees himself more in the mold of Magic or Duncan than Jordan or Kobe?

That’s not to mention the fact that so many of the guys LeBron is competing with for the imaginary of title of best basketball player ever had some pretty significant help. I won’t embarrass myself by trying to dig too deeply into NBA history, but just looking back at the stars who rose to prominence in my lifetime reveals a trend. Michael Jordan had Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman. Tim Duncan has had David Robinson, Tony Parker, and Manu Ginobli. To wit, LeBron’s rival, Kobe Bryant, is as good an example as anyone. His first trio of titles came with the help of Shaquille O’Neal. After Shaq’s departure, the media and sportswriters criticized Kobe immensely for trying to take the Lakers on his back and carry the team all by himself. It took a long time, and healthy dose of support from guys like Pau Gasol, Trevor Ariza, and Ron Artest before he reached another pair of NBA Championships.

Look at the other recent championship teams. Kevin Garnett struggled to win a title for years before he joined up with Ray Allen and Paul Pierce. Even LeBron’s new teammate Dwayne Wade, won his championship with Shaq carrying a hefty portion of the load. We could argue about how those supporting casts stack up against the powerhouse LeBron is signing up with, but the fact remains – none of the great ones of the last twenty years or so did it alone, and LeBron should not be judged harshly for attempting to follow in these well-worn footsteps.

Still, even if you do not look down on LeBron personally for the path he believes will lead him to greatness, there’s something to be said for the idea of disliking his choice because it’s bad for the NBA. If three superstars and the ever-increasing stable of solid players the Heat seem to be amassing really do create an unstoppable force in professional basketball, it could be a pretty dull stretch in the NBA if you’re not from Miami. Dominance is great, at least at first, but when the outcome is hardly ever in doubt, it makes it much more difficult to maintain your interest as a fan. In the words of Futurama’s pitch-perfect parody of “The Twilight Zone” entitled “The Scary Door”: “A casino where I’m winning? That car must’ve killed me; I must be in heaven! Wait…a casino where I always win? That’s boring. I must really be in hell!” What keeps us watching sports is the thrill of competition, and if one team is head and shoulders above the rest of the league, there isn’t any.

What’s more, there’s something kind of disappointing when one team wins because they have a grossly disproportionate share of the talent pool which they have acquired through free agency, rather than built from the ground up. We like to see the struggle before the success. We like to see a team succeed because it has developed a system to bring new players into the fold and help them live up to their potential. We like to see a coach work with what he has, and use chemistry and strategy to make the whole worth more than the sum of its parts. Free agency certainly has its place, but it’s a different beast entirely when one team is able to collect three of the biggest stars in the league, not to mention a solid supporting cast who are willing to take a paycut because of a desire to latch onto that freight train of talent. It seems almost like cheating, a conceit rather than something earned. At the very least, it seems less compelling. One of the reasons I have a hard time maintaining an interest in baseball is that without a salary cap, teams like the Yankees can indiscriminately snatch up a lopsided portion of the best talent in baseball and cruise to the championship. Sure, there’s some merit to simply seeing the game played well regardless of the outcome, but when you’re pretty sure who’s going to win, what’s the point? If that’s the setup, you might as well save yourself some money and go see the Harlem Globetrotters instead.

Nevertheless, basketball has had no shortage of dynasties and it’s hard to say that the league is any worse for wear on account of certain teams enjoying sustained success. Again, only looking at the NBA during my lifetime, the Lakers just won back to back championships and made their third consecutive finals appearance. The ratings for the most recent Game 7 were the best the NBA’s had since 1998. Earlier in the decade, Shaq and Kobe’s Lakers made four consecutive finals appearances and won three championships in a row. Their last run at the title had better ratings than any of the NBA Finals that followed until this very year. Jordan’s Bulls won six titles in seven years and reigned at a time where the NBA and basketball as a whole had some of its biggest success, both here and abroad. Sure, even if you’re completely neutral about LeBron James himself, there may still be room to criticize his decision and the ensuing fallout as something that just makes the NBA less interesting. The actual effect the new Miami Heat will have on the game as a whole remains to be seen, and if nothing else, they have the defending champion Lakers to worry about. Still, if past is prologue, any dominance they enjoy will not make the league any less popular, or for that matter, profitable.

Even so, much of the criticism does not come from LeBron James in relation to the league as a whole or his place in basketball history, but instead from the fact that LeBron left his home state and legions of his fans with it. This begs the question – what does LeBron James owe to Cleveland and the state of Ohio? Certainly, the area that supported him on the path that led him to the NBA, and the fans that cheered him on during his time with the Cavaliers deserved something back. To that end, he gave back to the team and to the area for seven years. He gave them seven years of having a superstar player, bringing the attention and excitement that comes with that marquee name. He gave them seven years where a team that had barely been in the conversation became regular contenders. He gave them seven years of a homegrown hero grabbing the focus of a national audience and drawing it back to the place he grew up. It was good fortune that LeBron ended up playing in Ohio in the first place. It was luck that he even had the chance to give back to the area in such a significant way. Seven years seems like a fair tour of duty.

In the Jewish tradition, seven years is often considered a “cycle.” You may recall that Joseph predicted seven years of plenty and seven years of famine in Egypt. Every seven years, the Torah requires that the farmer let his land lie fallow and rely on God’s bounty to sustain him. Without giving any credence to Jesse Jackson’s ridiculous statement comparing Cavaliers’ owner Dan Gilbert to a plantation owner, another aspect of the significance of this seven year time period in Judaism is that those who had committed to work were required to be released from their commitments after seven years. LeBron gave those seven years to Ohio and to the Cavaliers and, in my view, earned the right to seek his fortunes elsewhere.

That’s not to say I have no sympathy for the people in Cleveland and in the rest of Ohio who feel betrayed by LeBron leaving the area. James’s departure is symbolic of a city, battered as much as any by the economic crisis, watching homegrown talent leave the area for greener pastures time and time again. LeBron was a native son. Cleveland cannot compete with the flash and flair of Miami, or the bright lights of New York City, but its citizens had “loyalty” “community” and “home” on their side. It turns out that wasn’t enough, a fact which is understandably devastating.

But is it LeBron’s responsibility to carry not only his team, but his city, and his state? I don’t believe so. How much is he expected to sacrifice his own personal goals and ambitions in his chosen profession? He gave them seven of the best years the franchise has ever had. He brought an unprecedented share of the national spotlight and business to the area. He’s paid his dues to the place where he grew up, and like many of us, he’s onto the next adventure somewhere else. Some sadness and feeling of betrayal is understandable and fair, but does he deserve this scorn and vitriol? Should his fame and status as an economic boon to the area shackle him from making a decision he thinks will make him more fulfilled as an athlete and perhaps as a person? These are questions without an objective answer, but I think not.

What’s more, LeBron based this decision, at least partially, on three things we love to see in our athletes: a desire to win, an emphasis on friendship and camaraderie with teammates, and a sacrifice of the chance to receive more money in pursuit of those twin goals. By all accounts, LeBron picked the team that gives him the best chance to win. If anything, he has been criticized for putting himself in a situation where winning will be too easy. But isn’t that what we want from our sports stars? A goal to win above all else? Isn’t their burning desire to lift the championship trophy a major part of what makes us admire them? LeBron wants to win. He’s had more pressure to win than most NBA players will ever experience. Now he’s putting himself in what he thinks is the best position to do just that. I find it difficult to fault him for making a decision on the basis of what we hope is the reason every athlete plays the game – the chance to win it all.

It’s especially difficult to fault him for that decision when another reason he chose Miami was to play basketball with two of his good friends. As members of the 2008 Olympic team, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh bonded. They developed a connection strong enough that they wanted to play together more frequently than the mere handful of times every couple of years that the American national team competes. Isn’t this what we wanted from the basketball players we sent to Beijing? The complaint about the 2004 Olympic team is that it consisted of a mish-mashed group of individual stars who could not come together or play as a group. Well, in addition to reclaiming the gold medal, the players on our national team did come together to form a more cohesive whole, and as a consequence, some of those players developed a chemistry that they wanted to bring back to the NBA. They enjoyed the camaraderie with their teammates so much that they wanted to play alongside them all the time. How can we fault LeBron for this rationale anymore than we can fault him for wanting to win?

Beyond that, he left millions of dollars on the table to achieve both these things. If there’s one constant knock against athletes, it’s that they’re more concerned with money than anything else. From Alex Rodriguez’s ridiculous contract to play for the Texas Rangers, to Albert Haynesworth’s unprecedented contract with the Washington Redskins (which, I might add, apparently does not give him sufficient motivation to play in a new defensive scheme), to the numerous other athletes who have simply and straight-forwardly left their home teams for the biggest paycheck. LeBron gave up the possibility of receiving his biggest paycheck, not only with Cleveland who by league rule could offer him more money than any other team, but even with Miami. James, Wade, and Bosh all took less money than they would have otherwise received for the chance to play together, for the ability to bring in solid talent around them, and to give themselves the best opportunity to win.

This runs entirely counter to the persistent and often realized stereotype about athletes. Maybe, in the grand scheme of things, we should not be applauding too loudly for a superstar accepting that while he could secure a ninety-five million dollar contract, eighty-million will do just fine, but it’s an increasingly unusual occurrence in the world of sports, where an athlete’s salary is less about increasing buying power and more about respect.  For once, it wasn’t all about the money. For once, the goals of winning and camaraderie were more important than greed. Perhaps this should be a more frequent occurrence in the sports world, but the reality is that it is an increasingly rare event. By making his decision on these grounds, LeBron James set a good example for what the thousands if not millions of young people who idolize him should value in sports, and maybe even in life.

So if we should not criticize LeBron James for choosing a different path toward greatness, if we cannot clearly say that his decision hurts the NBA or the game of basketball, if he fairly returned the favor to his home state, and if he based his decision on values that we admire in athletes, is there really room to judge him? The answer is a resounding yes. All these rationales point to a simple fact – the reason to judge LeBron James harshly is not because of his decision in and of itself. He made a fair choice for the right reasons. Rather, it’s because of the classless and disrespectful manner in which he made it. The disgusting display in the lead up to “The Decision” was as distasteful and self-involved as anything I’ve seen in sports.

The build up to LeBron’s first crack at free agency grew more and more shameful as time went on. As early as 2007 LeBron was making subtle rumblings about where he might end up after his contract expired. He loved playing the game, and I don’t mean basketball. He loved assuring people that his New York gear only served to represent his favorite baseball team, the Yankees, always adding a wink and a nod. He loved dropping hints and clues about which way he was leaning, setting off media frenzies and serving as a distraction for his team. Long before he was a genuine free agent, he was publicly dipping his toe in the water for everyone to see, and it disrespected the teammates he played with, the organization he played for, and the fans who supported him.

As many have pointed out, LeBron James never had the chance to enjoy the college recruiting process. For all of his talent and hype, he never got to have coach after coach call him, flatter him, tell them how much he would mean to the team, and try to do everything in their power to win his approval. He reveled in that courtship process. It took him until the ripe old age of twenty-five to get there, but by god, he was going to make up for lost time. He had legends of basketball line up for an audience with “The Chosen One.” He enjoyed visits from businessmen, rap stars, and billionaires, all trying to woo him. He soaked up the attention, the flattery, the sycophantic love.

This parade of graveling is only rendered all the more disgusting if, in fact, the rumor is true that he, Wade, and Bosh had already planned this outcome long in advance. If LeBron knew where he was going and still took part in this elaborate dog and pony show where everyone tried to win his affections, it only reinforces the idea that this entire exercise only served to boost LeBron’s apparently gargantuan ego and need for attention. Worse, it may have all been an excuse to spy on other teams and pick the brains of opposing coaches and owners. Why put on this elaborate production for a foregone conclusion? The forgiving part of me says that maybe he wanted to give the other teams a fair shake, to see if anyone could change his mind. The cynical part of me says that he did not want to deprive himself of a single second of this moment in the sun.

Which brings us to “The Decision.” The very idea of having a ninety-minute special to make a thirty-second announcement is ludicrous. LeBron wanted to have his national signing day moment. This is the closest he could come to having hats with the names of his suitors lined up on a table in front of him. I have little sympathy for someone as rich and famous and idolized as LeBron James needing to make up for lost pampering. The entire exercise was a joke.

Shame on ESPN for their part in all of this. The network has veered much more toward entertainment than news in recent years, but this takes the cake. They sat idly by and let LeBron James dictate the terms of his performance. His own setup. His own interviewer. Pre-selected questions that were as challenging and hard-hitting as a summer breeze. This is journalism? The desire to scoop the rest of the media was enough for ESPN to allow LeBron and company to rob them of their dwindling journalistic integrity. The pride of having LeBron select their network as the platform where he would make his announcement was enough for them to turn it into a pedestal. For at least one night, ESPN became the worldwide leader in spectacle rather than sports.

And LeBron ate it up. He wants to be loved. He wants to be embraced. Everything about that special was coldly calculated to make him seem as warm and real as possible, and that’s why it rang so very false. It all felt completely rehearsed. LeBron himself seemed like a nervous actor trying to remember his lines. He looked visibly and uncomfortably self-aware. Though we cannot always put our fingers on why exactly, most of us have a sense for when something feels disingenuous. When LeBron spoke about how he was “humbled” by this trumped up recruiting process, he set off all the alarm bells, and the entire ordeal officially became a farce. Welcoming an elaborate cavalcade of millionaires and billionaires to hock their wares for you is not the behavior of someone who is humble. Going on national television to announce where you are going to work is not the behavior of someone who is humble. Demanding a ninety-minute television special devoted to yourself is not the behavior of someone who is humble.

Some people have said that all of this is mitigated by the fact that LeBron donated all the proceeds from the show to charity and that he did the special from a Boys and Girls Club. I beg to differ. LeBron should be as ashamed for wrapping up his self-centered flight of fancy in the guise of charity as anything else. LeBron is not a poor man. He could just as easily have donated part of his salary, or even done an ad for one of the television special’s many eager sponsors in order to raise the money for charity. In this way, he could have raised the same funds without insulting the organizations he’s trying to help, not to mention the intelligence of the viewers, by pretending that this whole charade was about anything other than him and him alone. It was a ploy, and a fairly transparent one at that.

Part of what bothers me is the way in which he made the specific announcement. “I am taking my talents to South Beach to play for the Miami Heat.” Who would say something like that? I recently engaged in the weirdness that is the interviewing process for a summer job out of law school. If someone had asked me where I was working this summer and I started my answer with “I’m taking my talents to…” I would rightfully expect them to immediately look at me with disdain, or at least cluck a note of disapproval. Now maybe there’s a difference between a random law student and a basketball superstar, but who would use those arrogant words to make that announcement? The only way he could make himself sound more egotistical and self-important is if he changed the word “talents” to “greatness” or “basketball immortality.”

That’s what bothers many if not most people about this entire, lengthy process – the self-importance. Despite my prior compliment about LeBron James making his decision without regard to money, he has the stated goal of becoming a billionaire. This is his aim not because of the money; he already has more than he likely knows what to do with. It’s about the prestige, it’s about the status, it’s about using the money as a signal to say, “I am an important person, and you should respect me and pay attention to me.”

That’s why LeBron couldn’t announce he was joining the Heat at the same time as Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. That’s why LeBron needed an hour and half-long special to make a thirty-second announcement. What may be the worst part of all of this is that it will happen again. In sports, the contracts and the antics that surround them are not about financial security; they’re about one-upping the competition. The next big free agent is going to want to do the same thing, except with an even longer special, and a bigger buildup, and cuter kids in the background, and questions that are even softer! It’s a race to the top and a race to the bottom at the same time.

I can support LeBron James for charting his own path to basketball greatness, but I cannot support him for cutting a new path toward oblivious narcissism at a time when athletes need no further excuse to be self-centered. I can defend the effect his choice will have on the NBA as a whole, but I cannot defend the style in which he made it, nor the effect it will have on his colleagues who will not only try to emulate him, but also to top him. I can sit here and justify him turning his back on his hometown, but I cannot justify him ripping their heart out on national television. I can praise LeBron for putting the values of winning and friendship over money, but I cannot praise him for then turning around and demonstrating that he has a greater concern for his carefully crafted “brand,” not to mention his need to be liked and courted, than the fans and the underprivileged whose mantle he disingenuously takes up. LeBron James made a fair, reasonable, and imminently justifiable decision about what to do with his future. He just made that decision in what was possibly the worst, most distasteful, and most dishonorable manner imaginable. For that, he deserves to be judged, and he will be.

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